HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Where in the world is Emil San Diego?

Ok, so take a spinning globe and place your finger on it. Now spin the globe as fast as you can! Round and round the globe goes.....where it stops....nobody knows! Slowing, slowing and stop.

BAM! He's in Mexico....going about 140mph and he's not being chased by federales! Good luck to cuz and wife in the Panamericana.

You can follow every kilometer here: http://www.lacarreradaily.blogspot.com/
Oh yeah, the car is pretty sick too:

J

AOL... ANTI-GREEN!!!

Here's my rant... My grandmother has AOL dial-up. I just reformatted her PC because it was an absolute mess. Now I'm trying to get AOL back on her PC. Well, since she only has dial up through AOL, I go to my computer and go to AOL's live help.

First my friend Frances gets on the chat. Frances is really good at repeating himself and telling me that there is no way to order a CD. He recommends that my grandmother (who just got out of the hospital yesterday) go to WalMart and ask for a CD. That's the best way to get on the Internet... drive to WalMart and get a CD. Yea.. okay. So, before I could get my rant out to Frances, he decides I'm not typing quickly enough and signs off.

So.. I sign back in and my friend Charlotte asks if she can be of service. Charlotte tries to give me the same run around as Frances. I ask her... hey Charlotte, is it possible for me to download AOL 9.0 and burn it to CD for my grandmother? She attempts to say that I can download it from some silly website and of course, she's wrong. So she recommends I drive to Wal-Mart (she spells it correctly) and get a CD for my grandmother. Well, I tell her that AOL shouldn't recommend consuming gasoline so liberally. Especially with the entire country "Going Green" how can AOL recommend I use gasoline to get on the Internet? So I entertain Charlotte with my idea of AOL not being "Green" and she decides to log off. So much for my rant to AOL. I think I'll write a letter and drive it to the headquarters in my gas guzzler.

I've had enough of AOL... I'll get my grandmother NetZero or something like that.

ARGH!

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Look out world.......here she comes!

It's been 6 weeks. First round of shots done. This little piggy is ready to go to the market, a restaurant or your home. If you haven't met her, you will soon!

J

Crocs Bite!

These wildly popular and hotly debated fashion items are cause for concern these days. Recent reports have showed that riding escalators with CROCS can be dangerous. Apparently the rubber can get caught at the end of the escalator.

I've always had a problem with the end of the escalator. Growing up you always heard "watch your shoelaces", "pick up your feet", "watch your step"...etc. Every now and again you would hear a about people losing toes/feet/legs & even death at the "end of the escalator". Now I've lost a few pieces of candy....maybe even a toy or two at this juncture, probably because I was too worried about my shoelaces.

When this report about Crocs and escalators came out, I had a good laugh and came to realize that the only way to really get hurt at the end of the escalator is like this:





J

Sleepless in......

Off to Seattle tomorrow. Wish I was here....

J